Cat And Bird Comedy Fan Pillows

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Oh Hi!'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Author does not do tricks."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Projectile hairballing."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Pet Entertainers

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"