Casual Voter Gifts

Who'd you vote for in the primaries, little buddy? I don't know. I mean, I know who I voted for for president and senator

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

Ignorance and Bliss

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Caddy With A Cool Box

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

A Flag in One

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

'Watching the football.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"