Casual Voter Gifts

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Caddy With A Cool Box

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

'Watching the football.'

A Flag in One

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."