Casual Sex Gifts

Sleeping With Strange Men

Speed Dating for Turtles

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Valentine man in underpants.

Tunnel of like

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

I don't know much about Tennis...

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

'I'm making pot pie.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'How's it hangin'?'

"I try to be royal without being regal."