Casual Sex Gifts

Sleeping With Strange Men

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Valentine man in underpants.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

'Last night Gary put me in an impossible position.'

"She stood me up. I hosed off my Crocs for nothing."

'Is it just me, or is it REALLY temperate in here?'

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

Tunnel of like

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'Actually I'm looking for a less meaningful relationship. I didn't understand the last one!'

'I'm making pot pie.'

"I woke up this morning with a pain in my neck. That her lying there?"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"Thanks, but no thanks -- Valentines just lead to the hard stuff."

I don't know much about Tennis...

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"I wasn't ghosting you I promise!"

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

"Did you use a condom?"

"I try to be royal without being regal."