Casual Filer Gifts

"For 'Total wages, salaries and tips', we need an actual number, not whatever.'"

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

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Moral Values for Dummies

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Ignorance and Bliss

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Next bench is four steps."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.