Casual Filer Gifts

"For 'Total wages, salaries and tips', we need an actual number, not whatever.'"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

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Moral Values for Dummies

Caddy With A Cool Box

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I'm getting something to speed things up, Jenkins. A skateboard."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'So, read any good book lately?'

Person with an appointment to see the Ichthyologist see a 'Gone Fishing' sign on door.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Next bench is four steps."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

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