Casual Browser Gifts

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Just Came In To Flick Through The Magazine.

The joy of browsing.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Just a little heads up!

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Moral Values for Dummies

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Tsunami Selfie

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

Basic greeting cards.

"Nice curvature."

"A look at the papers soon, but first the news where you are..."

'That's right, son, 'some things never change'...like your father's underwear.'