Casual Browser Gifts

"Yeah, the internet's full of information, but after a day broadening my superficial knowledge of casual interests, who has time to think?

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

Just Came In To Flick Through The Magazine.

The joy of browsing.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Just a little heads up!

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Colin V Longshore Drift

Moral Values for Dummies

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

Use it or lose it.

'So, read any good book lately?'

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

"Words with Friends with Benefits."

Tsunami Selfie

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

I think the best part was when we decided not to record it.

"Nice curvature."