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'So much for tomorrow's guacamole - this is the last of the extra virgin olive oil!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Full English Breakfast.

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Regular service or affected?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Quartet of chefs.

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."