Casting Comedians Pillows

"You know very well what fish!"

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"If I'd known you were not looking for experience I wouldn't have lied on my CV."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Very funny!'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Woody Allen

"Your former employer said you demonstrated a remarkable amount of 'get up and go'...especially when you were fired."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Look at it this way ... one bad job can can give you all the experience you'll ever need.'

Where do you see yourself in five years? 35.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Football Delivery

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Your accomplishments speak for themselves. Unfortunately for you, I'm completely fluent in exaggeration."

A smart alec boy

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

Leftie Trump

'Human resources gave us the idea of trying 'blind interviewing'...'

"And I suppose my greatest feature is that I don't mind kissing a little booty to get ahead!"