Casting Calls Gifts

Looking for a fun way to celebrate a casting call enthusiast? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful products designed for aspiring actors, casting directors, and theatre lovers. From clever mugs to witty t-shirts, find the perfect gift that speaks their language and fuels their passion for the stage and screen.

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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.' mockup

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

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Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment! mockup

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

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"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean." mockup

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

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'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.' mockup

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

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"Which part are you reading for?" mockup

"Which part are you reading for?"

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"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child." mockup

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

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He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat. mockup

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

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'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.' mockup

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

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"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent." mockup

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

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'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent). mockup

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

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"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny." mockup

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

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"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness." mockup

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

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"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list." mockup

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

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THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?' mockup

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

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"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing." mockup

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

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Casting in the swamp.

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"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing." mockup

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

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"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf." mockup

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

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Casting Director

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'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!' mockup

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

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"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond." mockup

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

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'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!' mockup

'You're just not right for Naked Ninja Nuns...you can act!'

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"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it." mockup

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

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"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...." mockup

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

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"You are the weakest wink...goodbye." mockup

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

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'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?' mockup

'You say you've been hibernating in Alaska for the past 25 years. Do you think you can drive an SUV up the side of a mountain?'

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And the die is cast!

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Casting Calls Gifts Collection

Casting Calls Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs celebrating casting calls—perfect for actors and audition fans to enjoy their coffee with a touch of humor.

Casting Calls Pillows

Find the perfect theatrical-themed pillows, adding personality and comfort to rehearsal spaces or living rooms.

Casting Calls Prints

Browse our artistic prints capturing the excitement of casting calls—great for decorating a performance space or acting studio.

Casting Calls T-Shirts

Explore our range of t-shirts for casting call enthusiasts—fun, witty designs that show off their theatre spirit.