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A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Gary turns 40.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

Building Blocks.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Lighting a Pipe

Hamster.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

Decoying the Giraffe

Seafront Hotel.

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

Hammer dreams

Catching Young Tarpon

Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

The Wall.

"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

A Remarkable Illusion Caused by an Aeronaut Looping the Loop in a Cloud

"Well, at least we know our mouse catapult works."