Casket Constructor Mugs

He was such a do-it-yourself kind of guy. RIP. Nails.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Gary turns 40.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Building Blocks.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Hamster.

Lighting a Pipe

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

Seafront Hotel.

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

Decoying the Giraffe

"Next year Jimmy gets a sweater for Christmas."

'I'm a bird person. If he screams, I put a cover over his cage.'

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

'Jackson, I hear you've come up with a sensational design for a new underwater vessel.'

Hammer dreams

Sign #243 that you've been idle too long: You discover things you can build without a permit.

Catching Young Tarpon

Build a raft!

'Trying to put these dinosaur skeletons back together is a mammoth task.'

"Well, at least we know our mouse catapult works."