Casket Maker Mugs

"Meet your maker Sat 11-12"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Raphael

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

GLOO!

'You complete me.'

Too Many Genocides

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Christo's greatest challenge.

Crash Test Dummy Funerals.

Funeral for a Cartoonist

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

The statue of Lactity.

"We will go with the timber frame ones."

Daniel Chester French

'Mark my words - this will all end in tears!'

"I wish I could do hands..."

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Of course I looked in the closet and under the bed.

"Maybe now your sponge cake will be moist."

'How much longer.'

+6 Million Covid Deaths

The Wall.

He was such a do-it-yourself kind of guy. RIP. Nails.

Ernie's Furniture. Ernie stands behind his furniture, but that's only so it won't tip over.

Gotta talk. You look shaken. I was visited by Christmas ghosts who warned me about the dangers of my frugal ways. I've got to change. I've got to figure out a way to hide my behavior from ghosts. I'll give you a nickel to fashion me a costume. Armstrong 1, Ghosts 0.

"It was what he wanted... only cheaper"

Honoring Pandemic Victims