Cash Purist Gifts

"It's a web business fed up with credit card fraud ..they prefer to be paid by cash now!"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

Technology and literature

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

'Don't you ever take a break?'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

Played Wordle Fair and Square

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

Contemporary Consumerism

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

'The Garrett Club'