Cash Incentivizer Gifts

Bonus Development

'Now that I have your attention...'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Congratulations, Yomp - we're giving you a bigger carrot!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Carrot VS Stick

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

Professional football.

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

International Speculators

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"You've been vital to our great year. Your bonus is whatever you can carry out by midnight."

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

'Retire now and we'll throw in this set of steak knives! But wait, that's not all...'

Christmas bonus

'I don't want just a 'yes man'! I want a 'yes man' with spirit, pep and enthusiasm!'

"Follow me."

Money maze.

Incentive

"Do you ever feel like it's all pointless?" "I mean, I do the same thing every day. Nothing changes. I'm not getting anywhere." "It's so depressing I can hardly stand it." "What does it all mean? What is it all about? What keeps us going?" "It's payday!" "And soon, the weekend!"

Book: The Borrowers - debt.

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

'That's not really the business incentive I was looking for.'

For Timely Filing

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

Money Makes You Smile.

'Listen, there's over $2 trillion sitting on the sidelines, Hookwell. It's your job to see it gets brought into the game!'

Bait for corporations.