Cash Cuddler Gifts

In love with money.

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

A midwife holding a baby

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Cow in love'

Canine Companion

Love a Mutt

Cling-On Dog

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog lover

"I hate it when we fight."

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Bed Seasons

A Tit for Tat.

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'