Carving Whiz Gifts

Little boy carves a statue.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Like father like son.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

The Sculptor

Punkins

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

"It was a botched surgery."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

D.C. Halloween

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood. Greetings.

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Tree and man

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"Honey, I think these carpenter ants in the kitchen are Amish!"