Carving Whiz Gifts

Little boy carves a statue.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

Like father like son.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

D.C. Halloween

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'To explain this extremely complex new imaging system, we've brought in Chuckles.'

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

"Honey, I think these carpenter ants in the kitchen are Amish!"

Ice Sculpting Class.