Cartoons About Work Pillows

"Sorry, but I have to take this call because I don't want to talk to you anymore."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Office zombie.

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

In and Out Trays

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"I started in the Lab and worked my way up."

"Of course I'm proud to work here... Why do you ask?

'It's not that I don't appreciate the work you do for us, it's just that nobody does.'

Lemon Flavored Water (Instead of Raises)

"You are adequately qualified, Mr. Harris, but I'm afraid I'll be hiring somebody else as I don't think I can stand looking at your stupid little face all day long."

'Fortunately, Henderson's no fool - He's a damn'd fool.'

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

"No, son, there's no severance package."

'Your falback position, Petersen, is out the door.'

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

'Benson, I want this piece of popcorn to be in our LA office by morning...for no reason at all!'

I'm the vice president of something or other...