Cartoonery Mugs

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Skipping Horse

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Boss's Desk Says No!

Claus 2.0

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Trump pardons

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Cariactures

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.