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'With all those problems, you should go to see a therapist!'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

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"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'The Neurosis Pack.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Teach me not to care."

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Can I take your disorder?

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"No heroic measures."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

Sardine psychologist.

'Group hug anyone?'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.