Cartoon Philosophers Pillows

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Claus 2.0

Trump pardons

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Shampoo.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

Honest Vending

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Glance Exchange

"Yes, one is a dog."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'