Cartoon Liker Pillows

"Of course cats are brighter than dogs. You'd never get them to pull a heavy sledge."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

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'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Ahhh...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Cariactures

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

Billy. The Kid.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

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"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"