Cartoon Liker T-Shirts

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"Of course cats are brighter than dogs. You'd never get them to pull a heavy sledge."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

British savings accounts

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Seagiraffes

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Ahhh...'

Torturing the English Language

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Billy. The Kid.

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'Cannonball!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Lactose Intolerant

Giraffe Umbrella

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Reagacentennial

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

A caveman paints from life