Cartoon Humor Snack Pillows

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

Billy. The Kid.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Super Heroes.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Witch dice.

Chicken Coupe.

"This one seems perfect, but do you have it in red?"

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'The stuff legends are made of'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

"I see that you worked as a forklift operator in India."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Cosmetic surgeon tells Ugly Duckling: 'Of course, there's a POSSIBILITY that you are a swan, but do you want to take that risk?'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'