Cartoon Haircut Connoisseurs Gifts

Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Haircuts

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Recalculating route..."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

The Pink Bantha

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Penguin

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Hey, Mom! Check it out! Dad converted his gardo paints to passenger pants!"

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Your future looks charming.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

The first case of resume padding.

'Grrrr....'

"Don't go in there!!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."