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Mutant Moontunes - Fringeless Nigel

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Haircuts

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Recalculating route..."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Penguin

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

'Your future looks charming.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Grrrr....'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,