Cartoon Geek Mugs

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

A caveman paints from life

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"Say hello to my little friend."

Early Colour TV

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'