Cartoon Crier Pillows

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Projectile hairballing."

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

Trump Overload

Bicycle Sidecar.

Dog imagines its master as a meat chart.

Mary had a little spam

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Shouting

"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

How paper training can affect puppies...

London Town Crier

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

World of Cow - Where's the bloomin' zip on this thing?

"Try verbalizing it."

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

...or how about this gorgeous little puppy ma'am? He's a Labrador Collie cross.

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'Whose shout is it?'

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

'They draft them into the league younger and younger every year. Look! He's still got his tail!'

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

"How do I remember orders without writing them? Fatso got the fries, Bitchface got the burger, Pimples got pizza, and Pignose got pulled pork."

"We are the ghosts of your single use plastic past . . . "

"Imagine this stuff's street value back home on Pluto!"

Criminal Santa Claus

'The cows are home, the chickens at roost, your horse is in the barn, and I expect you home by 10 PM,'