Tiny Town Crier Pillows

Shouting

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

School trip little porters.

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Little Piano

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Tenafly International Film Festival

"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'I love eating out.'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

'Whose shout is it?'

Model Shop

Entering Yoke.

'Placido Do-min-go!'

Fashionable intelligence - 'Oh! here's a go! blowed if I ain't lost my ring!'

'Must we go through this charade everytime the semi-skimmed gets spilled?'

"It's a small town with a very small budget!"

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

'Just the job for you, my love.'

"Nothing ever happens in this town."