Cartoon Commentator Gifts

Actually, Bob, it's a myth that most of our heat escapes through our heads.

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

'It's always something. He's not married, not gay, not a mother's boy...but he's being sent up for ten to twenty for embezzlement.'

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Barbeque Casualty.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Honest Vending

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Snowman ice fishing.

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Polar bears

Occupy Budget Balancing

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Pundits

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

"About time they did something about the rats!"