Cartoon Commentator Gifts

"Rubbish! What harm did Noddy ever do us?"

'It's always something. He's not married, not gay, not a mother's boy...but he's being sent up for ten to twenty for embezzlement.'

'The Chinese are using their currency as a weapon!' - 'Yeah - they have an ATM bomb!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

Honest Vending

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Barbeque Casualty.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Snowman ice fishing.

Polar bears

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Pundits

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Punch Initials - O

Middle East Arms Deal

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'