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Bicycle Sidecar.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Lactose Intolerant

The Runaway Horse

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Your shoe's untied.'

A caveman paints from life

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Reagacentennial

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Are you made of sugar?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'