Cartoon Biker Mugs

Bicycle Sidecar.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Runaway Horse

Lactose Intolerant

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Are you made of sugar?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A caveman paints from life

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'