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Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Lost World: You are Here

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Face painting by numbers.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Exit Next Left

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

New York Netherworld

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'This is you, enlarged.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Climate Change -- You are here.

Can I have a look at the map?

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."