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Middle East Road Map

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Here be dragons.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The Lost World: You are Here

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

The High Line at Giza

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Exit Next Left

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.