Carrot Munchers Gifts

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Aliens watch the earth explode

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

The Directors Gut.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Dangling Carrots

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'