Carpool Crusader Mugs

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

High fuel costs cause criminals to economize.

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Sea Change.

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

The vegan hunter

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Net Zero Superstitions

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Caped Character

"Not again!"