Crab Crusader Mugs

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Sea Change.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

It's a Dog's life

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Net Zero Superstitions

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"