Crab Crusader Mugs

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"They're being very good. They're playing superheroes!"

Sea Change.

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Vigilante Dog

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

It's a Dog's life

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A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Hourglass earth - time running out

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."