Carpool Commando Gifts

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

How do fish get to work?

A Lesson in Leadership: Misplacing your keys isn't a problem, unless you have to enlist the whole school's support to find them.

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Another day, another dollar.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Car Pools.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'