Carpool Commander Gifts

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

I drive, therefore I am.

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

"You're fine, sir. I'm ticketing your back seat passenger for persistent, obnoxious, unsolicited advice."

How do fish get to work?

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

'They've been carpooling together for 30 years.'

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Car Pools.

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Circus. It's been fun working with these circus performers on their financial planning. Those clowns are serious savers! Yeah, they've cut expenses by carpooling. The highwire walker wants a portfolio with a mixture of stocks and bonds. Having balance is her highest priority! And the lion tamer is interested only in very safe investments --- He has zero tolerance for more risk in his life. Our last meeting today is with the trapeze artist. What is your net worth? Every penny it cost!

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'