Carpool Champions Gifts

Car pool

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

I drive, therefore I am.

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

How do fish get to work?

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Drive Time On Air - 'Are there any drivers out there?'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Another day, another dollar.'

Car Pools.

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"When I ask you to pick up the kids, you only have to get ours."

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"There's a guy in the trunk."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I thought that driving around all day picking kids up and dropping them off, then waiting for them,would be more fulfilling."

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

'Why do they call it the school RUN Mummy?'

'All for the environment, dear... All for the environment.'

'Lots of people have longer commutes than you.'

'Sorry, Mary. We know you won the lottery and quit, but we still need you to drive with us we so can use the car pool lane.'

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

Clown Car Lane: 10 or More