Carpet Cabal Gifts

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

Carpet cleaner.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

Antique oriental carpets.

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Bill often considered cutting his armpit hair, but then he'd need to buy carpeting.

'No seat belts, dad?'

'I got the raise!'

Flying carpets.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

Flying carpet

Biggo Carpet Co.: 'Out cutting a rug'

Bird on Flying Carpet.

"Whoa! You must have eight rugs on! How's that feel? Are you warm enough?"

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"Carpet shop"

Sex Film from Magic Carpet

'The berber of Seville.'

Danger shag carpet

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

'Okay, try it now.'

'I told you nylon carpets were a mistake.'

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

"Switch it off! Switch it off!"

I just had a lovely dream - the world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting.

'They were going to replace me down at the office with a computer, but they decided on new carpeting instead.'