Magic Carpet Enthusiast Gifts

A middle eastern gentleman at a rug store - 'I like the colour, but how many miles has it done?'

'Now try it.'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Air Mail

A witch gives an astronaut a ride while an alien rides on a magic carpet.

A Sultan on a flying carpet tows a sports car behind him.

Bird on Flying Carpet.

"This gives a whole new angle to shop lifting, sir."

'Admit it Abdullah, this magic carpet of yours has us hopelessly lost in the desert.'

"Dad! the magic carpet fitters here"

Men on flying carpets, "I always fly by first class"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Enormous Flying Carpet.

"Don't go so fast...watch out for those birds...keep your eyes in front!"

'I got the raise!'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"It's a genuine wall-to-wall."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

Carpet cleaner.

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'I won't bother you, Mr. Gridley... I just wanted to see how it would feel to walk barefoot on your plush carpeting...'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Antique oriental carpets.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'No seat belts, dad?'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

Cross Platform.

Flying carpets.

Parking with Flying Carpets

Flying carpet

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

'It's the only way to get to see their more inaccessible plants!'