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"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

"It's a mobile."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Carioca

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

A fairground attraction

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Face Painting.

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"Is there anybody there?"