Carnival Kid Prints

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

The Family Joules: Part 16

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"It's a mobile."

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Carioca

Tunnel of TV

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

A fairground attraction

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Face Painting.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'