Caring For Someone With Alzheimer's Mugs

"Typical - Now I've reached an age where I don't mind phoning my mother, she's reached an age where she has no idea who I am."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'We all have trade-offs in life, Mrs. Quigley. I wanted to be a bartender.'

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

"My special power is supervision."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

Responsibility

'Quit being a baby- go see doctor Brown, and let him shoot you full of something!'

'She's the primary caregiver!'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'