Dealing With Dementia Mugs

Memory Care for Alzheimer's is Kind of Soviet

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"We'd been on vacation when I lost sight of my husband in the streets of...umhh...in the city of...uhhh...well, sometimes dementia works to your advantage!"

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

Alzheimer's Disease

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

Reaction News: All the news you thought you heard.

I'm waiting for test results. I might be sick with. What? I can't get the word out. This doesn't sound good.

"Happy birthday. They were out of bourbon so I got you those underpants you can pee in."

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

"I assure you that you don't have Alzheimer's because you paid my fee last week."

"The worse part is, I paid the doctor in advance."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

'It's worse than we first thought. She even stopped lying about her age.'

Old Mother Hubbard gets Alzheimer's.

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

I can't remember the last time I had to memorize something

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'Forgetfulness is a problem for all of us and forgetting can be downright embarrassing. . . right, Melvin?'

"I've forgotten what I came down here for."