Supporting Dementia Patients Mugs

Alzheimer's Disease

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'

"You're always so depressed, Tom."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

'Pete! Don't do anything stupid! Karl! Think of your children! Ronny! What are you waiting for?!'

Saline Dion.

"To Sarah and her anxiety! Together forever!"

"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"

God Loves Those Who Love Themselves

"We must do something about this memory loss, Richard."

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

Sorry the dementia statistics are not ready, they keep losing count.'

Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.

'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'

'Ralph,you've got to relax.'

Old Mother Hubbard gets Alzheimer's.

"Honestly, ever since I withdrew from the world and submerged myself in videos of round animals, I've been feeling so much better!"

'Amy and I got engaged this weekend, Peel.' - 'Engaged Wow' - 'Sorry to leave you stuck in your own pit of despair...' - 'It's okay, Peter.' - 'It's more of a 'cave' than a pit, really...'

This isn't funny anymore...

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