Dealing With Elderly Care Mugs

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Handle With Care

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"Someone to see you!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Caution Student Driver.

Fetch the Walker

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

"Son... promise me you'll send out a blast to my followers."

"My butt is loose!"