Caring Conversationalist T-Shirts

'I've moved from being vegetarian to a dairy free Paleo diet...'

Why we need poetry. . .

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Heart To Heart

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

Prisoner speech

St. Lukes Silent Order

Social butterfly

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

Wine and Books Bar.

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Do you play?"

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."

Like a fine wine, some me improve with age.

". . .'Something to give the man who has everything'?... How about my phone number?"