Caring Conversationalist Gifts

'I've moved from being vegetarian to a dairy free Paleo diet...'

Why we need poetry. . .

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

Heart To Heart

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"My main worry is my anxiety."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

Prisoner speech

St. Lukes Silent Order

Social butterfly

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

Wine and Books Bar.

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

'I usually say what I think.'. . .'I usually think what I say.'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"Emotionally he's a child and physically he's a child."

Like a fine wine, some me improve with age.

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Do you play?"

My mother was right about you. I guess I can take that as a compliment as long as I don't ask, "How so?"

Angler management

"We've changed 'Happy Hour' to 'An Interlude for Reflection'."