Caribbean Dreamer Mugs

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

'Where do you want the limbo bar set? Low, lower, extra low or U.S.-household-savings-rate?'

The Abominable Snow Shark.

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Lounging by the pool

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Segregated Beach

'I wish I was creative'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Mermaid Art

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Get a rockpool!

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'Hey! Down in front!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.