Bahamas Dreamer Mugs

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Lounging by the pool

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

The Idea of America.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

DACA

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Running out of Gas.

You're my Statue of Liberty

Customized Personal Retreats.

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

Beach

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

"Hey, what can I say? It's not Baltimore, but then what is?"

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.